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        - Unidentified MP, on BBC Radio 4

        - from Mark Saxby (Reading, England)

 

 

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        - US Secy of Defense Dick Cheney

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        - Tom Brokaw, NBC News

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        - Lt. R. Travis, Newburgh, NY, PoliceDept,

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        - from Jim Reisert (Hudson, MA, USA)

 

 

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        - Announcer, WJR Radio, Detroit, MI

 

        - from Jim Cotton (Novi, MI, USA)

 

 

"Men between theages of 18 and 25 must register for the draft on their 18thbirthday."

 

        - Sign in a US Post Office

        - from Bruce Stadler (Dallas, TX, USA)

 

 

 

"This door mustnot be opened under any circumstances."

 

        - Sign outside a fire exit in ahotel

        - from C. N. Kumar (Karnataka, India)

 

 

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        - Unidentified general officer, re:Gulf war.

        - from Thierry Ciot (Valbonne, France)

 

 

"Yo-Yo Ma andBobby McFerrin together again for the first time."

 

        - Ellen Kushner on "Caravan", WGBH radio,

 

          Boston

        - from Roger Goun (Nashua, NH, USA)

 

 

"It is mandatorythat tenderers provide proof that the specified performancerequirements are likely to be achieved by the proposed system."

 

 

        - Request forQuotation from unidentified

          prospective client

        - from Kass Antanaitis (Canberra, Australia)

 

 

"President Unionwill address the nation on the state of the Bush."

 

 

        _ Hampton Pearson, news reporter, WBZ TV

        - from Paul Poznick (Andover, MA, USA)

 

 

"Although somefunctional managers had heard of RISC, virtually none had heard ofRISC"

 

        - Digital Marketing Study

 

        - from Ken Berkun (Hong Kong)

 

 

"Sir JamesSpicer...has officially opened a lavatory at the Piddle Valley First Schoolnear Dorchester."

 

        - VNS #2244Main News, 23 Jan 90

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        - WBZ Radio, Boston, 21 Jan 91, news

        - from Gunar Zagars (Andover, MA, USA)

 

 

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would

 

not live forever,because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live  forever,then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why Iwould not live forever,"

 

        -- Miss Alabama in the 1994

 

        -- Miss USA contest.

 

 

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        -- Mariah Carey

 

 

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        -- Winston Bennett, University ofKentucky basketball forward.

 

 

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        -- Hillary Clinton commenting on therelease

 

        -- of subpoenaed documents.

 

 

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        -- A congressional candidate in Texas.

 

 

 

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        -- John Wayne

 

 

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        -- Philadelphia Phillies manager, DannyOzark

 

 

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        -- Unknown.  This has been attributed to:

        Al Gore, Vice President

        Dan Quayle, Vice President

        George W. Bush, Texas Governor

 

 

"I loveCalifornia. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

 

 

        -- Dan Quayle

 

 

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        -- George Bush, US President

 

 

"We've got topause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

 

 

        -- Lee Iacocca

 

 

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        -- Colonel Oliver North, from hisIran-Contra testimony.

 

 

 

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        -- Unknown.  This has been attributed to:

        Al Gore, Bill Clinton, George Bush

 

        (Sr.and Jr.), and Dan Quayle

 

 

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        -- Department of Social Services,Greenville, South Carolina

 

 

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        -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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