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        - US Secy of Defense Dick Cheney

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"We have goodreason to believe he was stabbed.  Therewas a sharp object sticking out ofhis chest".

 

        - Lt. R. Travis, Newburgh, NY, PoliceDept,

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        - Announcer, WJR Radio, Detroit, MI

 

        - from Jim Cotton (Novi, MI, USA)

 

 

"Men between theages of 18 and 25 must register for the draft on their 18thbirthday."

 

        - Sign in a US Post Office

        - from Bruce Stadler (Dallas, TX, USA)

 

 

 

"This door mustnot be opened under any circumstances."

 

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        - from C. N. Kumar (Karnataka, India)

 

 

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          Boston

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"It is mandatorythat tenderers provide proof that the specified performancerequirements are likely to be achieved by the proposed system."

 

 

        - Request forQuotation from unidentified

          prospective client

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would

 

not live forever,because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live  forever,then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why Iwould not live forever,"

 

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        -- Miss USA contest.

 

 

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in the country,"

 

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        -- Unknown.  This has been attributed to:

        Al Gore, Vice President

        Dan Quayle, Vice President

        George W. Bush, Texas Governor

 

 

"I loveCalifornia. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

 

 

        -- Dan Quayle

 

 

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"I was providedwith additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assistedin furthering that version."

 

        -- Colonel Oliver North, from hisIran-Contra testimony.

 

 

 

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        Al Gore, Bill Clinton, George Bush

 

        (Sr.and Jr.), and Dan Quayle

 

 

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        -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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