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        - US Secy of Defense Dick Cheney

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        - Lt. R. Travis, Newburgh, NY, PoliceDept,

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        - from Jim Reisert (Hudson, MA, USA)

 

 

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        - Announcer, WJR Radio, Detroit, MI

 

        - from Jim Cotton (Novi, MI, USA)

 

 

"Men between theages of 18 and 25 must register for the draft on their 18thbirthday."

 

        - Sign in a US Post Office

        - from Bruce Stadler (Dallas, TX, USA)

 

 

 

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        - from C. N. Kumar (Karnataka, India)

 

 

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        - from Thierry Ciot (Valbonne, France)

 

 

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          Boston

        - from Roger Goun (Nashua, NH, USA)

 

 

"It is mandatorythat tenderers provide proof that the specified performancerequirements are likely to be achieved by the proposed system."

 

 

        - Request forQuotation from unidentified

          prospective client

        - from Kass Antanaitis (Canberra, Australia)

 

 

"President Unionwill address the nation on the state of the Bush."

 

 

        _ Hampton Pearson, news reporter, WBZ TV

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        - Digital Marketing Study

 

        - from Ken Berkun (Hong Kong)

 

 

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        -- Miss USA contest.

 

 

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        -- Unknown.  This has been attributed to:

        Al Gore, Vice President

        Dan Quayle, Vice President

        George W. Bush, Texas Governor

 

 

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        -- Dan Quayle

 

 

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        -- Lee Iacocca

 

 

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        -- Colonel Oliver North, from hisIran-Contra testimony.

 

 

 

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        Al Gore, Bill Clinton, George Bush

 

        (Sr.and Jr.), and Dan Quayle

 

 

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